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Help Metro fix his stupid back
Ryan Metro grew up here in Louisville and seemingly found a mentor in our lost friend Mike Tag. Like Tag, Metro is one of those guys you hate to love. Plain and simple, he’s an asshole, but deep down...
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It’s all fun and games
No consequences, no repercussions. Just fun, and games. First, fun. Tomorrow night, our favorite local yokel BMX videographer Derek Fetco, also known as one half of On Your Left Cycles, is teaming up...
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The Cannibal will eat fans and competitors alike
I wish I could find the video of the first B-Bar Brawl polo tournament as the final started and it literally rained beer cans onto the court. I bring this up because our god like hero of cyclocross,...
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Befuddled at best
I have fucking had it up to here and I’m holding my hand up pretty fucking high. I’ll just say it’s colder in this bike shop than it is outside, I feel like the closing of Market, weeks before the...
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A new dawn… or something equally corny.
As you have likely become accustomed to if you hang around within ear shot of my voice or even read my angst filled rants on Facespace or the Twitter then you know I hate my fucking job. As I tend to...
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High fives, fuck yeah!
I used to be fairly well against the high five, but as are the sands of time, these are the days of our lives. By which I mean, things change and I have grown to embrace the seemingly bro call slash...
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My mind aflutter
I need some help here. If anyone knows what or if there is an Urban Downhill schedule please forward it to me. The video below is the winning run from Valparaiso which just went down a few days ago...
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TNTSU open letter to Game
My friend Sam over at The Nail that Sticks Up has published an open letter to new local restaurant Game, after a recent interview with one of the owners. Feel free to jump over to TNTSU and read the...
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This is an advertisement
I’m slightly amused that I stopped what I was doing to write this when I did. First, what I was doing. I work for a bike shop that I am incredibly proud of and loyal to and for a very long time I have...
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You lazy motherfuckers!
I truly enjoy running, so much so that I can do it under any adverse climate conditions and still feel great. Of course with varying conditions come various obstacles. Another common obstacle we must...
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Hola, amigos!
It’s been a minute since I blindly punched the keys of this old computer while connected to this stupid website. For that, I hope you forgive me and warmly accept my musings into your cold, black...
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Time to make the donuts
Why hello there, old friend. I figure since I took the time (and money) to keep this shitbag website up and running, I may as well type a few poorly chosen words on it. I can’t tell a lie, I do enjoy...
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Ted MuthaFuckin’ King
I don’t give a shit that I’m nearly 40 years old; I would totally hang a poster of Ted King up in my living room if I had one. If you don’t know who Ted is by now, you’re a dick. Ted is by all means,...
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Uppers and downers, I like the drugs
Hi there. Remember me? I’ve been meaning to type some things out on here for quite a while now, I suppose I was just waiting for equally congruent shit piles of fuck everything to occur in order to get...
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Crocodile tears, motherfuckers
I’m listening to Erchint. This band was probably the pinnacle of my angst as a teenager. I didn’t even like the band that much when they were playing regular shows in Louisville, but I lost my shit...
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Konnichiwa vrienden!
I’m not sure that you had taken the time to notice, but I was intending on letting this blog go the way of the dinosaur, which when you think about it is pretty ironic… fossil fuels? At any rate, thank...
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Goodnight Ezra
The bicycle world lost a great one over the weekend; Ezra Caldwell was taken by his awful battle with cancer Saturday night. I never had the opportunity to spend time with Ezra in person, but only...
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I have no idea what you just yelled…
I was out running this morning and as I rounded my final corner to begin my cool down I had the pleasure of experiencing a driver of an automobile yell something at me as he passed. I’m not sure if it...
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Captain’s log: 1 July, 2014.
First and foremost we, read I, must congratulate the one and only, Theodore King on his return to Le Tour de France. Never mind that’s a picture of Quebec… Where was I? It is no secret that much like...
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